Tia Mala Blog

The Middle East

TiaMala — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 10:39:08 +0000

If you bring any pornografic material into the countries of the Middle East you’ll go to jail. How the fuck do they survive in those countries? I’m going there and I was thinking about bringing some dildos since you’re not allowed to fuck, and I mean - a girl has to do what a girl has to do.

I’m totally aware of that I have stronger sex needs than most “normal girls” and this is really starting to freak me out. My fingers will be destroyed… Please, if someone has any information regarding getting a dildo into the countries of the Middle East please inform me…

Regarding size

TiaMala — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 10:31:17 +0000

Since I brought up the “size-issue” I would like to inform you about something else that surprised me. I met a 2.06m tall Colombian guy that works at a club. He looks really good so of course I’d like to take him for a test drive. My room is really small so this tall guy looked like a giant when he entered.

We started kissing and taking of our clothes and when I took of his underware I was almost about to cry. This giant had a small, small penis, I would say about 10cm and it even looked smaller bexause he’s so tall. I was so dissapointed that I almost asked him to leave but that’s rude and I’m raised with good manners.

The thing is that it was bent to the left as well so it just looked stupid. He was a really good kisser though, at least something… I only met him once!

Very Important Information for girls!!!

TiaMala — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:10:53 +0000

Now I finally got it. I really want a way of telling if the guy has a big or a small dick but there are NO ways of doing so! I tried the big hands = big dick, big feet = big dick, big nose = big dick BUT THERE ARE NO WAYS OF TELLING!

I fucked a wrestler yesterday, he’s 170 tall, size 38 in shoes and small hands but he had an AMAZING dick! I was so surprised when I took of his pants, DAMN what a nice surprise, I couldn’t have started the new year in a better way. AND HE FUCKED ME GOOD. Everyone who hasn’t fucked a wrestler - you have to try it!

Happy new year everyone, have fun, fuck more :)

Policemen

TiaMala — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:12:09 +0000

A policeman is coming to fuck me tonight, I hope he’ll bring the handcuffs!

Or maybe I can meet him in a cell hmmm, I have to think about that!

This I like

TiaMala — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:15:52 +0000

This is what I call an sms:

“I want to come to your place and fuck you until you come 1000 times.”

This is not a love zone!

TiaMala — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:55:00 +0000

The other pornstar (from Andalucia) called me this morning at 6. He wanted to come over and sleep because he felt lonely and needed to be close to someone. What the fuck is wrong with them? This is not a damn love zone, in my bed we fuck, if not - I SLEEP ALONE! Damn those pornstars, they are ruining everything I believed in.

I thought if you met pornstars you never had to worry about feelings, monogamy and shit like that and now they are jelaouse of eachother for being with me. DROP ME OUT! I mean the first time I met them I fucked them both at the same time, I’m not really girlfriend material! Maybe I am to pornstars, I don’t know!

December update!

TiaMala — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:50:38 +0000

Resently I have been hanging out with an Argentinian A LOT and we had a fight yesterday where he said that I’m: egoistic, I behave like an only child, I always do the things I want to do whenever I want to do them, I don’t care about anyone else but myself, I’m only with him to use him as a hotel where I eat and sleep, I’m only using him for sex and so on… It’s all true but I mean, I never promised anyone anything…

I fucked a really cute guy the other night (Spanish guy), not that big of a dick but he knew what he did. I will meet him this week as well.

I fucked a really hot chocolate man (don’t know the country but I know his name and that’s not bad hehe). Perfect dick and perfect body. He fucked me sooooooo good, it was like a porno, holding me up the wall, pulling my hair and so on I LIKE. Don’t know if I’ll see him again but maybe.

I fucked a Mexican guy, a really cute one but he could only fuck me for a while because he was drunk so his dick went down so I put on my clothes and left. Not that big dick.

And yesterday - I fucked 2 PORNSTARS!!! So fucking nice, they really knew what they were doing hehe (and that’s good since it’s their job). For real, it was really, really nice. Not hard and “pornmovish” it was really good, they did everything to please me. So I came there at 7 o clock this morning and I was home at 1 so I didn’t sleep at all so you can easily say that I’m fucking tired.

Hard week!

Italians - no thank you!

TiaMala — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:45:49 +0000

Italians talk a lot and think that they are great lovers - DON’T BELIEVE IN THEM! I tried many of them and they are frankly really bad in bed, sorry but that’s it! I went home with a guy that said he was from France this Friday (I was sooooo drunk) and when we got to his place I understood that he was Italian so I left. I don’t fuck Italians, it’s a waste of time

Why do pornstars sleep?

TiaMala — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:42:05 +0000

Seriously, my pornstar came here and he fucked me (really good of course) and now he’s SLEEPING in my bed!!! Isn’t that fucking rude? It’s worse than holding hands on the street! It seems like he’s human or something. I mean, next time he might tell me that he’s eating as well. What the fuck? Why does he do this to me? What did I do to deserve this?

Sex is just sex!

admin — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:03:24 +0000

Sex is just sex, why don’t you get it people? People think that sex is something beautiful between 2 people that love eachother, WRONG! Sex is s very nice activity that makes people happy. I like to be with my friends, to party, have a nice dinner and so on, just as much as I like sex! It’s simply a nice activity.

“I’m not a fuck rasist”, I love that sentence! I have sex with people from different countries, colors and sexual orientations because I like it. I like differences. People say that love is beautiful? What do you see? I don’t see any love, I see people that are having a mental illnes. They can’t think, they can’t eat and so on. Is this beautiful, it’s insain! A hot man inside a white woman - that is beautiful my friends!

I have lived 1 year with this view of sex and I will continue this life and I will let you all know all about it! I will go back in time and tell you some funny, interesting stories about my experiences with different men (and in some cases women as well because you know; you have to try it all!)

Enjoy my blog!