Category: ‘Small comments ‘

Funny names

I’m not known for being good at names, here are some funny names from my “fuck list”:
1. The guy who wanted to prove that he could lick a pussy really good.
2. Spain/Switzerland
3. Catalan girl (lesbian threesome)
4. The virgin
5. The virgin’s friend
6. The police man who drove me home.
7. Taxidriver, Mallorca
8. The guy from Ribelinos
9. The [...]

Policemen

A policeman is coming to fuck me tonight, I hope he’ll bring the handcuffs!
Or maybe I can meet him in a cell hmmm, I have to think about that!

December update!

Resently I have been hanging out with an Argentinian A LOT and we had a fight yesterday where he said that I’m: egoistic, I behave like an only child, I always do the things I want to do whenever I want to do them, I don’t care about anyone else but myself, I’m only with [...]

Why do pornstars sleep?

Seriously, my pornstar came here and he fucked me (really good of course) and now he’s SLEEPING in my bed!!! Isn’t that fucking rude? It’s worse than holding hands on the street! It seems like he’s human or something. I mean, next time he might tell me that he’s eating as well. What the fuck? [...]

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