Sex is Just Sex!
I have tried my first football goal keeper and I say – never again! I didn’t like him from start because he was so stuck up and unriendly but I was there so I had to do something good about it. The thing is that I had to do ALL THE WORK! I like to [...]
I’m not known for being good at names, here are some funny names from my “fuck list”:
1. The guy who wanted to prove that he could lick a pussy really good.
2. Spain/Switzerland
3. Catalan girl (lesbian threesome)
4. The virgin
5. The virgin’s friend
6. The police man who drove me home.
7. Taxidriver, Mallorca
8. The guy from Ribelinos
9. The [...]
Since I brought up the “size-issue” I would like to inform you about something else that surprised me. I met a 2.06m tall Colombian guy that works at a club. He looks really good so of course I’d like to take him for a test drive. My room is really small so this tall guy [...]
Now I finally got it. I really want a way of telling if the guy has a big or a small dick but there are NO ways of doing so! I tried the big hands = big dick, big feet = big dick, big nose = big dick BUT THERE ARE NO WAYS OF TELLING!
I [...]
A policeman is coming to fuck me tonight, I hope he’ll bring the handcuffs!
Or maybe I can meet him in a cell hmmm, I have to think about that!
This is what I call an sms:
“I want to come to your place and fuck you until you come 1000 times.”
The other pornstar (from Andalucia) called me this morning at 6. He wanted to come over and sleep because he felt lonely and needed to be close to someone. What the fuck is wrong with them? This is not a damn love zone, in my bed we fuck, if not – I SLEEP ALONE! Damn [...]
Resently I have been hanging out with an Argentinian A LOT and we had a fight yesterday where he said that I’m: egoistic, I behave like an only child, I always do the things I want to do whenever I want to do them, I don’t care about anyone else but myself, I’m only with [...]
Italians talk a lot and think that they are great lovers – DON’T BELIEVE IN THEM! I tried many of them and they are frankly really bad in bed, sorry but that’s it! I went home with a guy that said he was from France this Friday (I was sooooo drunk) and when we got [...]
Seriously, my pornstar came here and he fucked me (really good of course) and now he’s SLEEPING in my bed!!! Isn’t that fucking rude? It’s worse than holding hands on the street! It seems like he’s human or something. I mean, next time he might tell me that he’s eating as well. What the fuck? [...]
