Why do pornstars sleep?
Seriously, my pornstar came here and he fucked me (really good of course) and now he’s SLEEPING in my bed!!! Isn’t that fucking rude? It’s worse than holding hands on the street! It seems like he’s human or something. I mean, next time he might tell me that he’s eating as well. What the fuck? Why does he do this to me? What did I do to deserve this?

that’s really rude!! come on! ;)
I know, I’m so happy that you understand me…
that is not nice! next time say if we are going to have sex you can NOT sleep here!
Did he ask you something to eat as well?
He’s not a sex machine as he like to pretend then! eh eh