Sunday, January 11th, 2009,
by
TiaMala,
Sex, Surprises,
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I have tried my first football goal keeper and I say – never again! I didn’t like him from start because he was so stuck up and unriendly but I was there so I had to do something good about it. The thing is that I had to do ALL THE WORK! I like to work out in bed but I don’t like to be the only one working it you know.
I was riding and riding and riding and then I got enough of it and told him that it was his time to work. He put me in the missionary position and he cope up with 2 minutes, stopped and said: Damn, I can’t do it anymore and he fell down beside me and asked me to sit on him again. COME ON! Lazy ass goal keeper, I really hope that I will never see him again. Stupid ass.
When I was about to leave he came to the door and tried to kiss me. The ass tried to kiss me (which we hadn’t done for the whole night because, like I said, I didn’t like him and I only kiss people I like because it’s something intimate that you don’t share with idiots) and I turned away and said: what the hell are you doing? He hugged me and said: Now it feels better right? I said NO and went away.
This man is famous about fucking a lot of girls and now I understand why girls only fuck with him ONCE. Damn, what a waste of my time.
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009,
by
TiaMala,
Sex, Small comments,
4 Comments
I’m not known for being good at names, here are some funny names from my “fuck list”:
1. The guy who wanted to prove that he could lick a pussy really good.
2. Spain/Switzerland
3. Catalan girl (lesbian threesome)
4. The virgin
5. The virgin’s friend
6. The police man who drove me home.
7. Taxidriver, Mallorca
8. The guy from Ribelinos
9. The pornstar from Andalucia
10. Looked like a red haired Irish man
11. “What do you wanna be called”?
12. Number 4
13. Someone else
Sunday, January 4th, 2009,
by
TiaMala,
Surprises, Thoughts,
3 Comments
If you bring any pornografic material into the countries of the Middle East you’ll go to jail. How the fuck do they survive in those countries? I’m going there and I was thinking about bringing some dildos since you’re not allowed to fuck, and I mean – a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
I’m totally aware of that I have stronger sex needs than most “normal girls” and this is really starting to freak me out. My fingers will be destroyed… Please, if someone has any information regarding getting a dildo into the countries of the Middle East please inform me…
Sunday, January 4th, 2009,
by
TiaMala,
Sex, discovery,
No Comments
Since I brought up the “size-issue” I would like to inform you about something else that surprised me. I met a 2.06m tall Colombian guy that works at a club. He looks really good so of course I’d like to take him for a test drive. My room is really small so this tall guy looked like a giant when he entered.
We started kissing and taking of our clothes and when I took of his underware I was almost about to cry. This giant had a small, small penis, I would say about 10cm and it even looked smaller bexause he’s so tall. I was so dissapointed that I almost asked him to leave but that’s rude and I’m raised with good manners.
The thing is that it was bent to the left as well so it just looked stupid. He was a really good kisser though, at least something… I only met him once!
Friday, January 2nd, 2009,
by
TiaMala,
Sex, discovery,
3 Comments
Now I finally got it. I really want a way of telling if the guy has a big or a small dick but there are NO ways of doing so! I tried the big hands = big dick, big feet = big dick, big nose = big dick BUT THERE ARE NO WAYS OF TELLING!
I fucked a wrestler yesterday, he’s 170 tall, size 38 in shoes and small hands but he had an AMAZING dick! I was so surprised when I took of his pants, DAMN what a nice surprise, I couldn’t have started the new year in a better way. AND HE FUCKED ME GOOD. Everyone who hasn’t fucked a wrestler – you have to try it!
Happy new year everyone, have fun, fuck more :)
Friday, December 12th, 2008,
by
TiaMala,
Sex, Small comments,
2 Comments
A policeman is coming to fuck me tonight, I hope he’ll bring the handcuffs!
Or maybe I can meet him in a cell hmmm, I have to think about that!
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008,
by
TiaMala,
SMS,
5 Comments
This is what I call an sms:
“I want to come to your place and fuck you until you come 1000 times.”
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008,
by
TiaMala,
Pornstars,
1 Comment
The other pornstar (from Andalucia) called me this morning at 6. He wanted to come over and sleep because he felt lonely and needed to be close to someone. What the fuck is wrong with them? This is not a damn love zone, in my bed we fuck, if not – I SLEEP ALONE! Damn those pornstars, they are ruining everything I believed in.
I thought if you met pornstars you never had to worry about feelings, monogamy and shit like that and now they are jelaouse of eachother for being with me. DROP ME OUT! I mean the first time I met them I fucked them both at the same time, I’m not really girlfriend material! Maybe I am to pornstars, I don’t know!
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008,
by
TiaMala,
Small comments,
3 Comments
Resently I have been hanging out with an Argentinian A LOT and we had a fight yesterday where he said that I’m: egoistic, I behave like an only child, I always do the things I want to do whenever I want to do them, I don’t care about anyone else but myself, I’m only with him to use him as a hotel where I eat and sleep, I’m only using him for sex and so on… It’s all true but I mean, I never promised anyone anything…
I fucked a really cute guy the other night (Spanish guy), not that big of a dick but he knew what he did. I will meet him this week as well.
I fucked a really hot chocolate man (don’t know the country but I know his name and that’s not bad hehe). Perfect dick and perfect body. He fucked me sooooooo good, it was like a porno, holding me up the wall, pulling my hair and so on I LIKE. Don’t know if I’ll see him again but maybe.
I fucked a Mexican guy, a really cute one but he could only fuck me for a while because he was drunk so his dick went down so I put on my clothes and left. Not that big dick.
And yesterday – I fucked 2 PORNSTARS!!! So fucking nice, they really knew what they were doing hehe (and that’s good since it’s their job). For real, it was really, really nice. Not hard and “pornmovish” it was really good, they did everything to please me. So I came there at 7 o clock this morning and I was home at 1 so I didn’t sleep at all so you can easily say that I’m fucking tired.
Hard week!
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008,
by
TiaMala,
Italians,
1 Comment
Italians talk a lot and think that they are great lovers – DON’T BELIEVE IN THEM! I tried many of them and they are frankly really bad in bed, sorry but that’s it! I went home with a guy that said he was from France this Friday (I was sooooo drunk) and when we got to his place I understood that he was Italian so I left. I don’t fuck Italians, it’s a waste of time
